The Actual Letters Page

 

Long time fans of this website will undoubtedly know about, and most likely (at least you better) own their own copy of, The Actual Letters.  But, for those of you just discovering the The Void (quarterly) and all the wonderful, marvelous splendor that it is, will be ravenous... (too strong?)  How about eager?  Yes, eager.  Those of you that are new will be eager to learn about this charming novel, penned by the exceptionally talented (too conceited?) writer Tom Landaluce.  Below are some links to websites offering the book for sale, and underneath those you'll find the information listings that should be surfacing on various websites (Barnes & Noble or amazon.com) in the near future.  Also, visit the Actual Letters Warehouse of Fine Goods to get all of your Ack merchandise need. 

 

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ISBN:  1411628942

Title:  The Actual Letters

Author:  Tom Landaluce

Publisher:  Lulu.com

Format:  6x9 420pg BW

Price:  $21.95

BISAC Audience: People into offbeat works.

BISAC Subject: SF/Fantasy

 

Description:  Desperate to be normal, an extremely ugly child, named Ack, summons a group of demigod sheep to repair his damaged life.  The sheep gods have their own dark agenda and begin establishing a warped church, intent on becoming the latest fashionable cult.  An innocent bystander accidentally witnesses the arrival of these Dark Gods and soon discovers that he is destined to be instrumental in the success of their twisted religion and it seems that no matter how hard he struggles against them his fate has already been predetermined. 

  

From the Publisher:  Dark and twisted and funny and weird. Oh, and also odd, and sick, and quirky as hell. Yes, this book's plot revolves around an ugly kid summoning evil sheep gods with ingredients such as cottage cheese and birthday candles, but it's so much more than that. Some would dare say it is Pulitzer material. Those some may be locked in institutions or entirely fictitious, but you should trust their opinions and READ THIS BOOK.

 

Praise for The Actual Letters.  Check out the Barnes and Noble Staff Recommend the book received.  And also, what better form of flattery is there than being banned?